BATHROOM GRAFFITI  

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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

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Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper

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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

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I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

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(written high upon the wall)

If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.

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(written high upon the wall above a urinal)

Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.

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Sign posted in a bathroom:

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

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Seen above a urinal:

Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!

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Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words:

"Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

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On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

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"$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)

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A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:

We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!

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Another sign seen at a swimming pool:

Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.

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My mother made me a whore.

(to which someone else added)

If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?

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Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled:

I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

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In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:

It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only takes
Burger King 10 minutes.

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Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

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Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.

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Here's one seen above a urinal:

look up
look up

[even higher on the wall]

keep looking up

[on the ceiling]

Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!

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One of the funniest I've seen was also the simplest:

Fart loud if you love Jesus!

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While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:

Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left.

You look left and it reads:

Look Right

You look right and it reads:

Look Left...

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Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

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(written above a urinal)

Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?

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Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.

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Don't look now!
you're pissing on your neighbors foot!

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